How Well Do You Think
You Know The Bible?
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the
Bible?
A. Noah--he was floating his
stock while
everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier
in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter--she went
down to the
bank of the Nile and drew out
a
little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got
married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar--he was on
grass for seven
years.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the
Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve
out of the
Garden in a Fury.
A. David's Triumph was heard
throughout the
land.
A. Honda... because the apostles
were all
in one Accord.
A. 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going
out in service
in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are
pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond
movement."
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson--he brought the house
down.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the
Bible?
A. In the big inning, Eve stole
first, Adam
stole second. Cain struck out
Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The
Giants and the Angels were rained
out.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled
from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam
and Eve did after they were
kicked out?
A. They really raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children
as to why he longer lived in
Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of
house and home.
Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the
top story had a window to let
light in, but how did they get light to the
bottom 2 stories?
A. They used floodlights.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned
in the Bible?
A. David--he rocked Goliath to
sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David
hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered
his head
before.
Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like
to tell him the joke about
David and Goliath?
A. No, he already fell for it
once.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most
flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all
10 commandments
at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan-the
banks were
always overflowing.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16:12, 14,
16 we read,
"I had come to be at ease, but
he
proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed
me by the back of the neck and
proceeded to smash me."
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned
in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's
court.
Q: Which bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: How do we know that they played cards
in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.
C@rl Burroughs
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